May 2013
tentacrab:
“did you get enough sleep?”
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
boy girl convos
boy: i'm so in love with you. it's like we're connected. we even finish each other's s-
girl: -asuke
I wanna know what people assume about me because...
fini-mun:
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.
llcooljofficial:
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
oncelut:
my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
What car does Itachi have?
busshitsukai-to-hikari:
go-fightingdreamer:
Answer: Nissan
April 2013
porrim:
there’s a kid in my class and one time we were going around the room telling stories about things we regretted doing in life and most of them were about like friendships and incidents with their parents but this fucking kid said
one time i kicked a squirrel into a tree and it died
sacaswagea:
on our WWII quiz one of the questions was “how many estimated deaths came from World War II?” and i put “at least 12” and my teacher marked it correct
quietrooms-and-loudmusic:
tomlinscunt:
I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS...
